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Turkey Poop

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  • Raisins or chocolate drops

This turkey poop is a great gag thanksgiving craft for holiday time. You can use chocolate drops, chocolate raisins or even plain raisins to represent the poop.

You can place the turkey poop into simply plastic bags or into organza gift bags and attach a tag.

----Turkey Poop Poem----

You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"

You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!

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i love it its so funny once i had snowman poop

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oh hahaha it left me with a memory i woun't foget

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I'm with the people who find the poem disgusting. I'd suggesting thinking twice before doing this. Not everyone is going to find it funny.

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very funny! my family loved it

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We also do this at Christmas, only it's reindeer poop and I use a wide variety and end up with a wholesome snack. (Trail Mix)

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its fun but the snowman poop is just tastier. soz.

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We do the same at Christmas, using mini marshmallows, which is called snowman poop.

I love this. The poem is cute. And the "gift" itself is entertaining. My family is one for gag gifts. They love it. Thanks.

Great preasent!!

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OMG! so funny!

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It is good and funny except instead of JUST having the turkey poop could you at something to decorate the bag or to find out something else to go with it other chocolate buttons and raisins.
Thanks! KEep up the good work!

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lol

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one word :WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that is funny

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You can also use candy corn.

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I'm doing this with chocolate covered raisins for the younger ones tomorrow - they'll love it, thanks!

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nice lol

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that nasty but funny

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it wasnt that good!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Love it! I've seen leprechaun poop, as i live in Ireland, but this is totally new to me!

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OMG, I am so doing this. It looks like a great gag for many in my family and friends too.

So funny!!!:)

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so funny:)

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This is a good craft to involve children with. It makes for a good laugh when you place choclate covered dinner mints in the bag also.

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very cute

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I this for my teachers, family, and everyone else

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this is a great idea! when my sister went to Idaho she got "moose turds" for the kids. i'll try this for thanksgiving!

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that is disgusting!i don't even want to give it one star but whatever.

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I have never seen a gag craft for Thanksgiving-THANKS!